So if you're like us, you spent three and a half hours last night suffering through the injustices of the 56th Annual Grammy Awards. You saw Kendrick Lamar get snubbed, you saw Daft Punk and Lorde take home some big prizes, and were reminded that life is generally unfair so why should the Grammys be any different?
If you're looking for a full recap of the winners just click here. But if you're looking for a full recap of the fuckery, you're in the right place.
he Grammys this year weren't all that great, but at least there was some GIF worthy moments—which is what's really important. We got to see Taylor Swift turn into Elaine Benes at the holiday party with her funky dance moves, we got to see Pharrell wear a hat that made him look like a Canadian mountie, and we got to see why Jay Z and Beyonce are the best couple ever. Here's Every GIFs From The 2014 Grammys You Need In Your Life
The show started off perfect with Beyonce doing "Drunk In Love" a.k.a. the best song off her latest album a.k.a. the best excuse for her to do this.
It was so exciting even Jay Z got a lil frisky—like "All I gotta do is let em call me Shawn they glad" frisky—before coming to his senses.
In truth, the biggest winners of the night were Jay Z and Beyonce. They didn't win the most awards but they just won at life—kinda par for the course for them though.
So thank you to Jay and Bey for being the best.
Meanwhile, the winner for most GIF worthy moments (but none of them positive) was Taylor Swift. She danced awkwardly, not once...
Not twice...
Not three-err—did she have a seizure during her performance?
The only thing more awkward than her dancing was that awkward moment when she thought she won Album of the Year, prepared her fake "OH MY GOSH I'M SO SURPRISED" face, but then was actually surprised to find out she didn't win Album of the Year.
But anyway, lets keep moving before she starts writing a song about how awful Complex is for making fun of her.
But Taylor shouldn't feel bad. If we learned anything from this year's Grammys, its that just because you might be good at making music, that does not mean you're good at dancing to music. There was a whole lotta this.
And then there was some of this.
And yeah, we don't know what this is either. We're just glad we're not the person she's pointing at.
But it was almost as scary as Lorde's nails.
Meanwhile, Pink put everyone to shame by putting on her Cirque du Soleil act. We've seen it before, but it's still pretty impressive.
So we guess all those strip aerobics classes were worth it?
Through the three and a half hour show, we're pretty sure they handed out some awards for something or other. A number of which went to Daft Punk. CHEA!
But the real story was Pharrell's hat.
It was such an issue that Jay and Bey had to give him a talking to backstage. Jay made Pharrell promise he wouldn't dress like the guy from those Curious George books anymore.
Jay Z, and his BFF Ty Ty, also took the time to console Kendrick Lamar, who didn't win anything because of Macklemore and white privilege.
So yeah, it was all just a reminder that Jay Z and Beyonce are the main reason we still believe in the sanctity of marriage—not Macklemore. And like Drake says, "They don't have an award for that."
But we'll totally clap for them anyway.
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